💸 $BAIL COIN – THE ONLY GET-OUT-OF-JAIL MEME CARD YOU’LL EVER NEED

🚔 Got caught doing donuts in a Walmart parking lot at 2am?

🍻 Thought you could outdrink a DUI checkpoint with sheer confidence?

💨 Tried to outrun the cops in a ‘99 Civic with two flat tires and a dream?

YOU. NEED. BAIL.

Introducing $BAIL Coin, the first meme coin designed to bail out the reckless, the rebellious, and the gloriously dumb. This ain’t just a token. It’s a lifeline for every internet outlaw, crypto cowboy, and couch-bound criminal mastermind who thought they could “pull it off.”

🧼 WHY YOU NEED $BAIL COIN:

🦹‍♂️ Burglary? You’re bad at stealth.

🚓 DUI? You thought the breathalyzer was a party game.

🏎️ High-speed chase? You had 1 star, now you’re at 5.

📸 Mugshot incoming? Better load up that $BAIL bag.

Let’s be real. You weren’t gonna make it anyway.

But with $BAIL, you might at least make bail.

💥 $BAIL Utility (not really):

🔓 Digital “Get Out of Jail Free” vibes

📞 Your one phone call, but it’s on-chain

🤡 Buy it for the memes, stay for the delusion

🚨 Not legal advice. Not financial advice. Just bad advice, tokenized.

🪙 Tokenomics:

💰 Supply: As limitless as your bad decisions

🔥 Burns: Every time someone gets caught on camera yelling “YOLO”

🔒 LP: Locked harder than county jail

👮‍♂️ Community: Degens, delinquents, and dudes who say “Trust me, I got this”

🧠 Reminder:

$BAIL is for entertainment purposes only. It won’t actually get you out of jail, but it might bail your portfolio out of boredom. So ape in before your court date.